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Ima buy u a drank... [22 Aug 2007|11:36pm]
AHAHAHA
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This is your invitation. [10 Aug 2007|03:05am]
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!!! [04 Apr 2007|10:16pm]
FUCK! I TOTALLY CAN'T DEAL WITH IT IF THIS HAPPENS!!! EVERYONE REPOST THIS SO FAST!!!


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Heeheehee... [22 Mar 2007|04:37pm]
These are hilarious because they weren't even meant to be funny. Jason, I hope you appreciate this.







There are some more here:
http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2007/03/top_15_unintent.html
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God Damn Little Man! [28 Feb 2007|08:56pm]
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Ahahaha... [19 Feb 2007|11:40pm]
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What!?1? [24 Jan 2007|10:36pm]


...I have no inspiring ideas. What the hell?
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He will say it all night if you let him. [21 Nov 2006|09:46pm]


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Knock Knock!!! [21 Oct 2006|01:36am]
...who's there?

Anita!

Anita who?

I need a picnic, and always will
I need a picnic, such a thrill
When I was younger and feeling fine
I used to picnic all the time
But now I'm older and turning gray
I only picnic once a day.

...The past three days have definitely taken their toll on me. I am a bag of hurting. Nothing feels good on me right now. I'm glad I ended up staying in tonight. My mom had her performance at this folk club thingy, and I got to sing with her. It was fun, but I got nervous. Tomorrow if all goes well I will see Alexi and Ben and Tyler.

I skateboarded! AND did the ziplining thing. I will definitely post the video of that. It's kinda cool. I also slid down a hill of mud, and got dragged around by my group of grade nines so they could have candy.

Man... Grade nines are way younger than me. Some are, anyway. I could see some people there and think 'man, is that what I was like?' And the answer is probably yes. But we had fun. At the dance on Wednesday night, I danced like an idiot and loved it soooo much. Can't WAIT for Elements!

By the way... what is an umlaut? Is this an umlaut, really?
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Um? Yeah obviously. [14 Oct 2006|03:16pm]
[ mood | Burning down buildingslalala ]


...so yeah, just don't smoke.




Also, if you've ever wondered how your computer works, this site is pretty informative. It tells you things like "The core of a computer is a small trapped evil spirit. This imp is imprisoned in your computer as punishment for something it did in the netherworld. Generally speaking, the more evil the imp is, the faster the computer is." and " When you hit the keys on your keyboard or click the mouse, little silver needles jab the imp, and force him to do what you want. Your computer is evil in the first place, and this prodding only makes it more angry. As you use the computer, the imp becomes more and more angry, generating heat. This is why your computer contains one or more cooling fans. Without them, the imp would turn the box into a raging inferno."
I learned SO much by reading this. I recommend you read it too. It's probably the most informative thing ever published on the World Wide Interweb.
I'm going to go burn the library down. It tell lies. LIESZZZZ.

But before I do, here's something for everyong out there with either a turtle or an aunt Jane. Or neither.


By the way, I hate my job. I want to not make pizzas, and not serve Joelle's retarded drunk sister, and not be on my feet for nine and a half hours tonight.

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Toooooothpassste [05 Aug 2006|02:05am]

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Making OUTTT [27 Jun 2006|02:38am]
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Sleeeeeepwalking [12 Jun 2006|10:11am]

I’ll sing you one-O, green grow the rushes-O

What is the one-O?

One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so

I’ll sing you two-O, green grow the rushes-O

What is the two-O?

Two, two little green frogs, jumping on a lily-O

One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so

I’ll sing you three-O, green grow the rushes-O

What is the three-O?

Three, three, the dragonflies

Two, two little green frogs, jumping on a lily-O

One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so

I’ll sing you four-O, green grow the rushes-O

What is the four-O?

Four little brown ducklings

Three, three, the dragonflies

Two, two little green frogs, jumping on a lily-O

One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so

I’ll sing you five-O, green grow the rushes-O

What is the five-O?

Five, the buzzing honey bees.

Four little brown ducklings

Three, three, the dragonflies

Two, two little green frogs, jumping on a lily-O

One is one and all alone and ever more shall be so

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TOOTHPASTE LOVE [04 Jun 2006|03:37pm]

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You have all day. [24 May 2006|07:45pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]

Husband: Good morning honey, I made you breakfast.
Wife: Oh, thanks hun, I appreciate it.
Husband: No problem - I'm just going to go have a quick shower.
Wife begins eating
SFX: Husband humming in the shower.
Wife finishes eating, looks at her watch.
SFX: Husband singing.
Wife: Would you hurry up, Garth? I don't have all day!

Let's now pause for a moment. The reality is, it's 8am. Unless she plans on dying or going into a coma on her lunch hour, she really does have all day. Granted, she doesn't want to spend all day listening to her husband's bad singing in the shower, and she probably should get to work at some point, but that can wait.

Slow down. Life is precious. Take a deep breath, pitch that watch, and treasure every moment.

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At Schooool [23 May 2006|11:37am]
So I've officially decided that the end of chemistry wasn't worth my
time today. And here I am. I missed my bus this morning, and debated
sleeping all day, because I still feel sick, but decided against it
eventually, but the rugby semi-finals are tonight, and I dooon't want
to miss them. I did forget my cleats though. Darn.
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Crash. [29 Apr 2006|07:21pm]
Today was one of those days. You know, you start thinking about things you have to do, then you start doing them, realize you can't for some reason or another, and then it all snowballs, and everything bad comes out and you just cry.

I can't write about it now, actually. I need to breathe. I quit from everything. I hate stuff. Things suck. I broke one of those big jawclip things and it was really satisfying to hear each and every one of those plastic teeth to go popping off.
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Inspiration [21 Apr 2006|07:12pm]
It's sad, the kind of songs I find inspiring. As soon as Lie Awake by Rex Goudie came on, I felt that little spark I sometimes do. This weekend I'll do some writing.

It's been at least a few months since I wrote anything worthwhile, obviously not including school assignments.

(more later. Karly's here)
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[14 Dec 2005|11:03pm]
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-Winston Churchill
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So... [28 Aug 2005|09:37am]
[ mood | stupid boss ]

I'm gonna get fired. Yus, yus I am. First of all, my boss is totally anal about arriving on time. I got there last night - dead serious, here - at 6:02, when I was meant to be there at 6:00. He stops me on my way in and says, "Genny, I really need you to get here on time, okay? Not 5 minutes or 10 minutes late. Especially on a Saturday night - this is unacceptable."

Little does he know, I arrived a full 25 minutes early, then left to kill a little time. Damn - I wish there was a clock to punch or something.

So then this morning, guess what wakes me up... A phone call from my boss! Apparently as he was driving out he realised that I'd made a mistake on that marquee thing, so he wants me to go down there and change it. This was at 9:15 this morning. I mean honestly, is he out of his mind? So anywho, that's why I'm up. Anyone interested in helping me find a new job?

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